She Knows Everything!

I can’t count how many times I’ve heard that now, or some variant of it.  Undoubtedly, at some point during the day of the wedding, I will hear it.  It may be a thankful bridesmaid who can’t quite figure out a bustle, a bride thankful that baby wipes are generally good at getting dirt off of hemlines, or a groom that doesn’t know which side the boutonniere is supposed to be pinned on (the left).  They always seem so amazed, like I’m some magical fountain of knowledge.